I’m Not Playing Vanilla WoW Right Now, But If I Did...

• Not enough rage. Not enough rage. Not enough rage. Not enough rage. Not enough rage.
• Not enough rage. Not enough rage. Not enough rage. Not enough rage. Not enough rage.
• Woo, 1 silver! I’m rich! Oh, looks like I have a new skill to train. Let me just… hm, down to 5 copper. Well, it’s 5 copper farther than when I started!
• Questgivers don’t show up on the minimap, only quest hand-ins.
• How do I turn on autoloot? Or even shift-to-autoloot?
• The rare warrior set has spirit on it, but not a drop of defense, dodge, or parry.
• Spells can’t miss, but they sure do get resisted often.
• Aggroed three grell in a cave and died. Not getting out of this one without another two deaths, at minimum.
• No vendor prices in tooltips.
• No clock up by the minimap!
• Battle Shout COSTS rage!
• Your dagger skill has increased to 2.
• Your dagger skill has increased to 3.
• Your dagger skill has increased to 4.
• Zero quest tracking whatsoever.
• Your dagger skill has increased to 5.
• DISHONORABLE KILLS OMG YES
• No class name coloring in /who
• As a warrior, I don’t start with two handed sword proficiency… and it can only be learned from one major city, which is not Darnassus.
• Daily quests don’t exist.
• No netherdrake mount.
• No flying mounts of any kind.
• Where’s the ban’ethil barrow den? Ah, forget it, this game isn’t even that great and I’ve already stayed up until 3am playing it!